I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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