: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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