Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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