no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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