I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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