Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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