Pants 0. Shit 1.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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