Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I supernannyed him into submission
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
