omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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