In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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