Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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