No subtext here. People are naked.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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