You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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