You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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