if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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