I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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