no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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