did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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