"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
They took my balls.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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