I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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