She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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