that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Pooping to opera.
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