Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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