are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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