Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again