please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think a kid would responsible me up
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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