she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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