there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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