I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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