jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Where is the hickey?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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