go do what you do best...puke behind churches
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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