there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I stole a fireplace last night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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