Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just invented taco cereal.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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