Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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