We won't sleep together?
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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