I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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