he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i out mim tonsoeep
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