Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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