Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I intend to get homeless drunk
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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