party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
