im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
