This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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