Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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