I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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