I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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