I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I cockslap morals
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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