this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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