he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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