It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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