You really coming over, don't trick.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Two words: blizzard sex
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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