I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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