It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
